20 July 2005

I Used to Sometimes Try to Catch Her, But Never Even Caught Her Name

The playful nymph. Asian butterfly, gaily floating about, morphs into Eastern yellowjacket, striking with ease at the vulnerable underbelly of her hapless and hopeless victims. The fluttering, flirty, flimsical femme fatale. You dangerously hover about with coy smiles, playful hands, and silly words that turn men into boys and melt iron hearts. Philosophers suggest that women learn to flirt with their male ancestors to gain their favor – in all of Siam, can there be a woman who is spared the spoils of her father? Cheekbones that rise like the sun, smiles that haunt the soul, sparkling, slightly hidden dark eyes that invade and conquer the id. This diminutive sprite, with slender limbs like a palm tree, narrow shoulders, delicate hands; oriental chili pepper, hot as an equatorial sun, brilliantly blazing a scorched earth. Exotic yet familiar, foreign while domestic, forbidden but attainable. Angel of Ayutthaya, Scamp of Sukhothai, insurmountable obstacle to the Middle Path, infect the world with virtue and vice.

4 Comments:

Blogger JPS said...

The Cure, "Catch." I want my damned five points.

18:33  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, I suck at this game. How about some Motley Crue? Night Ranger? Def Leppard? You know, bands that sang all those wonderfully deep and profound songs from the 80s about, um, chicks and beer. OK, but they had lots of talent, um, great looks, um, wait. . . Yes! great shows.

22:48  
Blogger Nightcrawler said...

Dude, they had groupies, roadies, and big hair. They used more hairspray in one day than an entire salon uses in a week. They wore spandex and headbands with boots, they often sang in high, falsetto voices and most of them routinely wore makeup. Want to know where the Metrosexual Man originated? Look no further.

01:14  
Blogger Jason said...

Hamel, the wedding I was at this weekend had about 10 guys I went to school with (and a few gals) screaming on the dance floor about "a small town boy, born and raised in South Detroit." That's about as much hair spray as I'm willing to inhale - but I'll work on some nuggets for you in the future.

19:02  

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